Caller: You want to be my slut?
Me: Sure
C: Fart for me slut
M: OK (makes fart sounds)
C: Shit for me, push it out hard
M: OK (makes deep grunting sounds)
C: Call me Daddy
M: Yes daddy
C: You're my dirty shit slut
M: Yes daddy, I am
C: Shit and fart for daddy some more, don't stop
M: Yes daddy (makes lots of grunts and fart noises)
C: Call me names slut
M: Fuck you cock sucking ass hole. Fucking bastard, shit eating pig fucker
C: I'm gonna fuck your nasty cunt now
M: Fuck off cock sucking shit stain
C: Spread your legs open for me whore
M: Fuck my nasty cunt, eat my smelly dirty pussy. I never wipe when I shit and haven't showered in days. Lick my nasty twat and ass clean you, shit snacking bastard.
C: (grunting and moaning sounds) ohfuckyesthatsagoodwhorefuckthatnastycuntmycockissodirtynowfuckyes! Thank you baby. I'll call you again soon.
M: OK baby, bye-bye
Yup, that's how it went.
People make me wonder.
