So this just happened.....

Caller: You want to be my slut?
Me: Sure
C: Fart for me slut
M: OK (makes fart sounds)
C: Shit for me, push it out hard
M: OK (makes deep grunting sounds)
C: Call me Daddy
M: Yes daddy
C: You're my dirty shit slut
M: Yes daddy, I am
C: Shit and fart for daddy some more, don't stop
M: Yes daddy (makes lots of grunts and fart noises)
C: Call me names slut
M: Fuck you cock sucking ass hole. Fucking bastard, shit eating pig fucker
C: I'm gonna fuck your nasty cunt now
M: Fuck off cock sucking shit stain
C: Spread your legs open for me whore
M: Fuck my nasty cunt, eat my smelly dirty pussy. I never wipe when I shit and haven't showered in days. Lick my nasty twat and ass clean you, shit snacking bastard.
C: (grunting and moaning sounds) ohfuckyesthatsagoodwhorefuckthatnastycuntmycockissodirtynowfuckyes! Thank you baby. I'll call you again soon.
M: OK baby, bye-bye

Yup, that's how it went.
People make me wonder.

And the Weird Get Weirder

Sick Fuck is a caller that just comes up with weird shit; golden vials of his jizz up my ass, secret BJ's in front of mommy (I'm his daughter in all of the fantasies) sex training from random people just to start. SF has now moved on to full blown, all in the family incest. Me, playing the daughter, having sex with SF, the dad and my imaginary mom and brother. He does all of the talking, every time. All that I do is say his code word for yes and his name. This goes on for 30 minutes to an hour. Don't get me wrong, I'm making money off this dude. But at the same time listening to this sick SOB gets old after a while.

Then there is Daddy's little whore. This guy. His first few  calls were rough. In real life his wife is pregnant with their daughter (for real, he sent me pictures of her and she is adorable). He likes to fantasize  about her getting fucked by a monster huge cock and it ends up killing the baby. His calls always last about an hour. Then he moved on to the fetus joining in, grabbing at the cock and sucking on it. Yeah, I know. Next was the daughter was now about 5 and was in her closet watching while mom and dad screwed on her bed. Oh but wait, there's more! Now the daughter is 12/13, mom and dad are  at it again on her bed and now mom is wearing the daughters panties and clothes! And mom is telling her how to be a good mommy and a good whore for daddy. And the daughter fucking all the boys at school. Mommy gets jealous; of course. And has to take over screwing all of the boys at school while daddy watches and daughter learns.

And next comes Sir, he likes to hurt me. Usually it's just forced anal or oral. This time though he wanted to beat me up, punch me in my nose and bloody my face. This is what got him off.

All I can say is that I am glad that none of this is real for me. If I was to ever let it get to me I would spiral out of control. Kill all the sick fuck men in the world, and hide for the rest of my life.

Moan for me bitch!

Yup! Before I even had " Hi, my name's Kelsey" half way out of my mouth he was shouting this at me repeatedly.
"MOAN FOR ME BITCH!!!"
OK no problem sir. *aheam*
MOOOOOOOO
BAAAAAAAA
OINK OINK OINK
BARK BARK BARK
*click* and 60 seconds later I was done.
Now normally I am not this short and rude with my callers. But if you don't let me say hi and immediately start yelling prders at me with porn BLARING in the background while frantically jacking off this is what you will get from me.
No, this is not my first call like this. But as a good southern lady I don't take kindly to being barked at. Also, I knew that he would not be a long caller. They never are when they are shouting as soon as you pick up. I knew that this would be of no loss to me for that reason.
I don't recommend being rude to callers just because they are rude. I have argued with one caller though. But that is for another day.

Well if that's what you want

I get a lot of requests for fantasies and roleplays  Most are pretty tame; others, not so much.
Most recent was to hear me pee and he wanted me to send him a picture of my shit. Ask and ye shall receive, for a price that is. Hearing my pee was just a perk for me as this had been a longer than planned on call and I needed to pee anyway! As the call goes on he wants me to "shit in his mouth"
Yeah sure dude! Whatever you want!
The shit pic on the other hand; that's gonna cost him! UBER scrub the toilet is first on the list. Second is do I really want to do this? This isn't something that I can stage for him. These guys are connoisseurs. They will spot a candy bar and call you out on it in a heart beat! Plus, he's going to have to pay to see the picture, I want him to get his money's worth. As well, he could call my company to complain and ask for his money back. None of that could end well. So my only option is to do the deed for real for this guy. I will spare you the details, but I made some nice cash for that little act.
The other guy was clearly gay. His voice swished. Though he said that he hasn't pulled the dick trigger yet and actually been with a man. He likes it dirty and creative. So he has a toothbrush handy. Stop me if you've heard this one! Brush your balls with the bristles; oh gawd he LOVED that. Now stick the rounded end in your mouth, check. And up the butt it goes! Yep! I had some fun with that one. Gave myself a little hi-5 for that. It was fun and the caller  was loving it.
I love these callers! They make my day. They are always up for something new and different and like to talk a bit before hand. Most calls just want to get down to business. These guys want to talk and feel like they can trust you. Plus these guys are always long callers, they are good money and easy money too.

This and That

If I could have only one type of caller I would have to choose the gay/bi/panty/sissy boys. The men that  aren't 100% hetero or chosen a team yet. I love them! They are always so much fun to talk to. They are up for anything that I  can come up with, are long callers and like to just talk to someone that isn't going to judge or make fun of them for what they like to do privately. I have a few of them that have become regulars and I look forward to each of their calls.
These men make me so happy when they call! I'm not sure why. As soon as I hear that tale-tale swish in their voice I instantly light up. My mind goes to places most women's wouldn't with these men. Men like to joke that they are lesbians trapped in a mans body; well I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body!
It has been three months with my new company (5 months in this profession total) and I am loving it more and more everyday. My only wish is that business would pick up :(   It has been very slow the last month, calls are short and sporadic, callers are quick to hang up. There is nothing that I can do about this, it is still frustrating all the same. Hopefully it will pick up soon and things will get better money wise. At least I don't have to get dressed and go somewhere everyday to make money and it's something that I enjoy so it's not really work.

Something Different All the Time

I've had some odd calls since starting this. But in the last couple of weeks I have had a couple interesting ones.

Caller 1- he is 5' 5" and loves to be bullied and dominated by tall and strong women. I tell him that I'm 5' 11" and have an arm span of 6' 3" and that I am VERY strong. I spent the majority of the 20 min call repeating "up,down,up,down,up,down" rapidly. I had him in a full nelson hold and was jerking up and down while his back and head was bouncing off of my tits. THIS is what I LOVE about this job! The variety, you have your normal everyday callers, but then I get a gem like this! Who would have ever thought of this as a turn on!? I love it though. Short Stuff (SS) is awesome though. He sends me the sweetest emails and a link to his FB page so that I can perv and see who I am talking to (for once, they can always see what "I" look like before they call me), it's always nice to put a face to the voice and the wonderful and strange fetishes.

Caller 2- My nigga dick. Don't judge me! I see you over there judging me......stop it! Stop it NOW!
I am here to fulfil fantasies, I do what the caller asks me to do. This one happened to want me to call him my nigga and beg for his nigger dick. There is a BIG difference between the "a" and the "er"; "A" is a term of friendship and familiarity, "ER" is of course an insult.
So being a big 'ol country girl in an almost all white town, I NEVER used this word (unlike some friends and family) and would never use it in a mean way.
This caller wanted me to talk to him this way though; I had to get past my own issues and hang up's about the word. I did it! I did it! I did it! He LOVED it! He told me that I had (his words) "a pretty white girl voice"
Not that I'm gonna start throwing these words into my everyday vocabulary, but in the future if he or another caller wants me to talk like that to them, it won't take me anytime at all to get going with it!

Again, all of this is why I am loving this job! I learn about new things and have to get past my own issues to make dreams come true. It's never the same thing twice, even with repeat callers; they want new and different things all the time. It keeps my mind sharp, I have to think on my feet and come up with new and exciting things for them.
I just wish that this was more socially acceptable, I hate lying to everyone about what I do all day to make money. Society sucks sometimes.

So, here it goes.......

  So as we all know the economy and job market suck. I have been struggling to find a decent job for the last two years. Long story short; I have turned to a recession proof industry. I am a bonafied, work from home, paid by the minute phone sex operator! It was always something that I was curious about but never knew how to find good and true info on. Welcome to the wonderful world of the interwebs!!! Did you know that you can find information on absolutely anything and everything on there!?!? After never really knowing what I was truly good at or what I wanted to do when I grow up (which by the way, this is something that I NEVER dreamed of doing), I think that I have found my niche. 
  I applied to a few different places, still not knowing anything about what was out there; taboo vs no taboo, by the minute vs by the hourly pay,troll vs no troll, new fetishes that I never could have dreamed of, forums and communities of new and long time professionals and all of this is just what I have found in a few short weeks. Applying for these jobs is interesting on its own; you simply verify that you are 18 or older and a citizen, then you call a 1-800 number and leave a voice mail. Like I said, I took the first thing that was offered to me. The offer wasn't ideal, but it was a foot in the door and I'm not in the position to be picky so I took it. My very first call was applauded by three of my supervisors! My entire first couple of nights was great infact! Plus I found a couple of forums.
   I have had this post writen for two days and am scared to death to post it. I am worried what my family will say if they find it and figure out that it's me. What would they say and think of me and what I do? And the fact that I am lieing to them about what I am doing?