Something Different All the Time

I've had some odd calls since starting this. But in the last couple of weeks I have had a couple interesting ones.

Caller 1- he is 5' 5" and loves to be bullied and dominated by tall and strong women. I tell him that I'm 5' 11" and have an arm span of 6' 3" and that I am VERY strong. I spent the majority of the 20 min call repeating "up,down,up,down,up,down" rapidly. I had him in a full nelson hold and was jerking up and down while his back and head was bouncing off of my tits. THIS is what I LOVE about this job! The variety, you have your normal everyday callers, but then I get a gem like this! Who would have ever thought of this as a turn on!? I love it though. Short Stuff (SS) is awesome though. He sends me the sweetest emails and a link to his FB page so that I can perv and see who I am talking to (for once, they can always see what "I" look like before they call me), it's always nice to put a face to the voice and the wonderful and strange fetishes.

Caller 2- My nigga dick. Don't judge me! I see you over there judging me......stop it! Stop it NOW!
I am here to fulfil fantasies, I do what the caller asks me to do. This one happened to want me to call him my nigga and beg for his nigger dick. There is a BIG difference between the "a" and the "er"; "A" is a term of friendship and familiarity, "ER" is of course an insult.
So being a big 'ol country girl in an almost all white town, I NEVER used this word (unlike some friends and family) and would never use it in a mean way.
This caller wanted me to talk to him this way though; I had to get past my own issues and hang up's about the word. I did it! I did it! I did it! He LOVED it! He told me that I had (his words) "a pretty white girl voice"
Not that I'm gonna start throwing these words into my everyday vocabulary, but in the future if he or another caller wants me to talk like that to them, it won't take me anytime at all to get going with it!

Again, all of this is why I am loving this job! I learn about new things and have to get past my own issues to make dreams come true. It's never the same thing twice, even with repeat callers; they want new and different things all the time. It keeps my mind sharp, I have to think on my feet and come up with new and exciting things for them.
I just wish that this was more socially acceptable, I hate lying to everyone about what I do all day to make money. Society sucks sometimes.